How to Join Gaymer United

So, you think you have what it takes to join Gaymers United? Congragulations! You've already met the first requiremnt: questionable decision-making skills.

Step 1: Be a Gamer™

• Do you press buttons?
• Do you sometimes win, mostly lose, but always blame lag?
• Do you instinctivly say "GG" even when it wasn't?

If you answered "yes" (or even "eh, kinda") you-re qualified as a gamer!

Step 2: Fill Out Our Application

Because we're totally professional and not just winging it, we require every recruit to complete a rigorous (not really) application.

Step 3: Await for Pro Gaymer to Review and Approve your Application

We'll review your application with great intensity (AKA we'll skim it between game queues). Expect a response within a resonable time frame (which depends on how lazy we are feeling).

Step 4: Profit?

Once accepted, you'll be granted the highest honor, a spot in Gaymers United. You'll gain access to exclusive (totally not secret) gaming sessions, trash talk privileges, and the right to blame teammates for everything.

Good luck! And may your ping be ever in your favor.